Skip to main content

I don’t care that you broke your elbow 

This is one of the best insults to end a heated conversation. Some have Been told this insult is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Be careful who you use this insult on.
If used correctly it will end a mans career in seconds!
- I’m about to say it!
- What?
- I don’t care that you broke your elbow
I don’t care that you broke your elbow mug front
Get the I don’t care that you broke your elbow mug.
See more merch

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.
John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

I-don't-care-ican 

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.
"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

newsflash: i don't care 

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.
Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

I don't care to do that 

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."
When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

Don't know, don't care

Response to a question that has nothing to do with the story you are telling at the time the question is asked.
John: I can't believe that Dave caught his girlfriend with his roommate.

Mike: did she ever get hired by that high tech company??
John: don't know, don't care. Dave is going to have to dump her sneaky ass.
Don't know, don't care by WSDC September 25, 2015