A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.
Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.
The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.
The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton
Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.
The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.
The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton
FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8
DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.
DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.
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Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.
Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
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To avoid working a regular job, Jane starts having sex with John (whom she does not have feelings for). Because she knows that he will pay her bills and she won't have to work a job. (Domestic-In home, Prostitute-Person who has sex for money=Domestic prostitution)
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Get the Domesticated Clown mug.Violence or otherwise physical abuse of one's spouse or partner. It is generally done by men to women, but women can also be abusive.
Gest accused Minnelli of domestic violence.
Domestic violence is America's dirty little secret. It can be done by a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner.
The incidence of domestic violence is higher in ALL minority groups and certain groups of immigrants.
Children who grow up in homes with domestic violence are greatly affected. The girls are likely to accept abuse as a norm in relationships and the boys continue the cycle of abuse.
Domestic violence is America's dirty little secret. It can be done by a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner.
The incidence of domestic violence is higher in ALL minority groups and certain groups of immigrants.
Children who grow up in homes with domestic violence are greatly affected. The girls are likely to accept abuse as a norm in relationships and the boys continue the cycle of abuse.
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