Doris 

Doris is the girl of your dreams. She is adorable, funny, and overall perfect. She is sassy and sexy. Just her being there makes you happy. Her smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. She will always make you happy when things are hard. She will be your queen. She will be your world. Doris is the kind of girl to be cute and sexy at the same time. Doris is creative and very hardworking. She will always be by your side. If you have a Doris, treat her like a Diamond, but not just any Diamond, the last Diamond in the universe.

Person 1. Hey this is my girlfriend Doris.
Person 2. Wow she's beautiful, you better keep her.
Person 1. I plan to.

Doris by Jack Arteaga December 8, 2018

Doris Day Parking 

If you watch old Doris Day movies, she has the most amazing parking luck and timing. Ms. Day was one of the first ladies to drive solo in movies and she had the uncanny knack of pulling up in front of the bank, butcher, office, etc. and getting the spot right in front of the door.

As such, Doris Day Parking spots are the PERFECT parking spots - mere steps to the door of any establishment. Good mojo for Doris Day Parking is said to to be acquired by singing the Doris Day version of "Que Sera Sera" as you approach the area in which you are seeking a parking spot.

I was short on time when I drove to the bank at lunch, so I sang "Que Sera Sera" the whole way. When I arrived there was Doris Day Parking; the spot was so close, three steps from my car to the door.

Doris Day Parking by DD Parking February 11, 2008

Dockis

A cross between a dick, cock, and penis. When you don't know which to say to a girl, you combine them all. Dockis is the true scientific name for a dick, cock or penis. They are usually 1 - 24 inches in length, and come in many colors.

Boy: Hey would you wanna suck my dockis after school sometime?

Girl: I love sucking dockises, of course!

Boy: Sweet, my dockis is getting sorta hard.

Girl: Stop, or I'm going to punch you in your dockis.

Dockis by dockisrules April 6, 2011

my kokoro goes doki doki 

"Kokoro" is Japanese for heart, while "doki doki" is an onomatopeia for heartbeat. This phrase is often used ironically or in a humorous context to express admiration or love.

Person 1: My kokoro goes doki doki for you.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

my kokoro goes doki doki by Kokodoki March 18, 2012

dotish 

the act of being dumb or forgetful
Often used by Trini (people from trinidad) pplz

Yuh dotish o wha??

dotish by JnFEzE November 5, 2003

Dobis 

The act of doing business faster. By condensing “doing business” into “dobis” one can complete their workload in a much timelier manner.

Dude, our deadline is in 2 hours! We need to dobis!

Dobis by 310Adub February 22, 2013

okie dokie

Ok.

Agreeing.

I'll be there soon Ben.

Oh okie dokie see you soon.

okie dokie by Boom1964 May 2, 2018