Dode

An exceedingly stupid person. A fucking braindead specimen.

Look at Chris over there. I can't believe he hasn't been diagnosed with a mental disability. He's such a dode!

by Sleepless Jack July 6, 2021

dodee

another word for "dad"

Mommy and dodee are just fine.

by monica December 31, 2003

DODE!

a combination of the words "dude" and "don't" - for when there's no time to say both - hence, the all caps.

DODE touch my pizza!

DODE cross yet! there's a fuckin bus coming!

DODE! (as in, "Dude, don't grab my ballocks!"

by RGK January 23, 2009

Dode

A derogatory term for a child, typically young, though not always.

Julie isn't coming to the party, she couldn't find a babysitter for her dode.

by Waruiko December 30, 2011

Dode

When a Women has a SHort Vagina. Not a Tight Pussy. But a short vagina that cannot fit a Penis all the way in it. In other words the penis reaches the end of the uterus without full insertion.-Antony Basta

My girlfriend has a Dode. I couldn't fit my 6.5 incher in all the way

by Vansbutsneakers April 21, 2009

Dode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Even when fully erect, John's dode still couldn't fit inside his girl's tight pussy.

by Brawndo April 28, 2008

dode lash

To dode lash is to slap, or lash a person across the face with a penis. This may be preformed as a finishing move to oral sex, or to compliment a tea bagging. A good dode lashing is also commonly referred to as turkeyslapping.

" Boy, is she hot! I would love to dode lash her after class!"

by kingofBG September 19, 2009