Doblinger

A middle age to elderly person so obsessed with their own dull, boring life that it leads others nearby to purposly overdose on heroin just to get through the one-way conversation. Often self-centered and oblivious to how miserable they make life for those around them. Willing to give medical, educational, relationship, cooking, dieting and financial advice based on a high school education from the 60's. Moderetly to severly overweight and in denial about the amount of calories contained in the 2 king size candy bars and 3 grease-ridden fast food meals eaten daily. Commonly uses the expression "long story short" and does not even come close to living up to the promise. Parent to the most vile offspring but blindingly unaware of their lack of tack or manners in every situation. Abuses any form of power given in any situation. Willing and ready to play the blame-game at any time. Overall a well-rounded parasite to the community they live in.

Doblinger: bla bla bla, my kids this, bla bla bla, my kids that, bla bla bla, well in my expertise, bla bla bla, agian with my kids, bla bla bla, I know everything, bla bla bla, I am too heavy, bla bla bla, that person is worthless; let me tell you why, bla bla bla, I have so much to do, bla bla bla.

Person nearby: (thinking to self, because to get a word in edgewise would be IMPOSSIBLE) Man, I should have smoke 2 joints before this shit. I wonder how long they will keep talking like this.... Do you think they will notice that I have been staring at the bugs crawl across the glass instead of paying attention. Hmmmm I wonder if I could fall asleep with my eyes open, NO I should get some of those glasses that make it look like your eyes are open when you are really taking a nap. Good thing I don't snore..... Shit I am going to need some better weed before I come back here again.

by loveless1234 March 13, 2009

fefe dobson

An awesome rock singer with great talent and an amazing voice unlike that whore jessica simpson

better than most "singers" out there

by meg February 19, 2005

Going Dobson

When a grown man showers with a young boy, as encouraged by masturbation enthusiast Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family. According to Dobson, seeing a grown man's penis can keep boys from "becoming" gay.

We're running late for school, so if you want to be ready in time I guess we'll be Going Dobson this morning.

by Iandb1 December 28, 2005

Fefe Dobson

Awesome singer with a great style. Definatley better than Avril Lavigne.

Wow! Listen to Fefe Dobson's great voice!

by everGirlx77 April 9, 2004

DOBLO

An abbreviation for "Down Blouse." Usually referring to looking down a female's blouse to catch a glimpse of their boobs/bra.

I was walking by and a girl happened to bend over in front of me and I caught some doblo action. Awesome!

by eastondle December 15, 2011

Dobsonize

Donsonize- To manipulate a situation using chaos and Tom foolery creating stories that stand the test of time

- Must have 4 daughters to master the art of Dobsonism

- The ability to take one whole thing and make it two half things

Alternative meanings-

-To exit a place of business without the use of pants

- Wow you really Dobsonized that fire hydrant Adam!

- Well can the truck be fixed?

Nope, it was Dobsonized

by Nelly624 June 20, 2019

zoe dobson

dammmmmmmmmm
biggest tits in the world
a blonde brit who knows how to have fun!

'man lets go get us a zoe dobson'

by clucking chicken March 5, 2009