darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No

by I Have No Name October 8, 2017

Darth Fader

When your bro drinks or smokes a shit ton and proceeds to behave in an evil and douchey manner totally unbecoming of your bro

-Bro Darby fucked my wife last night
-No way!
-Yeah he got trashed and swooped in on her like a douche
-Damn, darth fader

-For real, now i'm flying han solo
-Fag

by The Electric Salad February 23, 2011

african blow dart

When you put a straw filled with cocaine into a woman's ass and blow it into her

Matt Akers Gave this random girl a African blow dart the other night !

by BobbyLight910 August 8, 2016

lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

Thick Dart

A bishop in the game of chess (chess piece)

Those are some thick darts you have lined up! You are about to win the queen!!

by Udorri July 21, 2021

Chicken Darts

A game that is played among friends, where they sit in a circle and each person takes turns throwing a raw 28lb chicken from you local grocery store onto the player sitting across from the throwers penis ( or strap on if the friend is a girl). 5 points are awarded if the chicken lands on the penis, 10 points are awarded if the player ejaculates into the chicken.

Lou and Kevin's favorite game to play is chicken darts

by ButtDartsWorldChamp February 3, 2022