Donker

A Donker is a meat donut

this is a donut made entirely out of meat

they were popularized in the book April Morning

Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)

by His Royal Dudeness December 9, 2008

Donker

after receiving a really good blow job, grab the base of the penis and flap it so that the head of the penis hits her in the forehead.

After receiving some of the best oral sex in his life, Al gave his girlfriend a donker, just to say thank you.

by scheckeroo July 30, 2008

dinky donker

When a man attempts to enter a woman's vagina with a flaccid penis and fails.

I wanted so badly to have sex with her, but sadly all I could give her was a dinky donker .

by LilAngelFck November 3, 2015

mahonker donkers

when ur tits be 40DD dawg

Dudddeee, jessicas mahonker donkers be wildin

by thiqqqsnak October 15, 2017

wise donker

a fucking idiot.

"heard of wise donker?" "oh, him?" "hes a fucking retard" "i know"

by yo other other mama February 22, 2020

Donkery

A hang out for cool donkeys to go and chill.

Often discussing modern day political events, listening to jazz and so forth.

Donkeys often arrive there when thier owners go away on travels

"Man, im off on my holidays"

"But what will you do with your Donkey ?"

"I will put him in the donkery, its cool, educational and fun"

by Dooooonkey January 27, 2009

Donker

Combination of words donkey+fucker.

If somebody ever pisses you off, call them a donker. They won't know what it means unless they pull up the definition on Urban Dictionary... Just saying (;

by boss ass bitch (; July 10, 2016