Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

by Paul April 22, 2004

dictorany

Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (:

Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"

by Row-Z July 8, 2011

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.

I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).

by smurfettish May 12, 2010

dictoris

A penis created from a womans clitoris during a female to male sex change operation.

In preparation for his dictoris, Chasity started taking testosterone and began to look more and more like Charles.

by brandon215 January 10, 2011

an effigy distorted

Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.

" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"

by hoodlemaster February 3, 2012

dixcore

If dicks is a word of frustration out of something unfortunate - dixcore is the very core element of that dicks. The being of gayshit, the penultimate fucked up shit.

Book falling out of locker = dicks

Every book you own plus papers, bag, soccer, ball, porno, diary, ipod, ms kantor and 2 year old edition of The Giver = Dixcore

by Nikolai Yewrev August 3, 2006

Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..

I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!

by Platezz January 25, 2018