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dexting

She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.
by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009
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Name-dicting

Adding your first name and a cliché uplifting meaning to urbandictionary
Examples of name-dicting

Nicole: awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.

Jimmy: A highly attractivee person. Someone who is caring, loving and blah blah blah, etc.
by Jimmybulger December 4, 2016
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Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.
by Maxxxjustinallen April 22, 2018
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dieting bra

A bra (brassiere) which is smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat content) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.
The aspiring ballerina purchased a tiny lace bra with a 30 inch bust and AA cups (essentially a training bra) and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into this dieting bra. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in it." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate black lace against her shrinking breast-buds, and her hunger temporarily subsided.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.
That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.
by schue Shiner February 24, 2011
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fire distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire
Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire
by Parmageddo May 30, 2018
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jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.
Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..
by ghettojello November 23, 2013
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