Diversity-Tourist

One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.

"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."

by UD345 September 5, 2017

Turd diverter

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

Queen's Diversion

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.

"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

by Hypochondriac Bulldog February 15, 2022

politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

diver's block

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.

Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.

by Brule July 10, 2010

stewie diver

Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver

i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver

by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010

Divershitty

The practice of requiring the admission of different, deficient or inadequately prepared people into any group to insure mediocrity so no one's feelings will be hurt because of the group's previous effectiveness.

The University's admission policies favor divershitty over achievement in order to make some of the virtue signaling Board of Trustees feel all warm and fuzzy over their smug tolerance of lesser beings.

by anonymous March 8, 2021