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divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
by everybodyhateskris April 4, 2010
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Divided States of America

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
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The Diviner Special

When your group of friends has an orgy with one or more women
"Dude she's SO hot, let's give her The Diviner Special"
by The Third Hokage August 2, 2019
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Diviner's Sage

Slang term for the psychoactive herb known as Salvia Divinorum. Salvia Divinorum is not a scheduled drug although some states have banned the sale and trafficking of it. The D.E.A is currently reviewing whether or not Salvia should be placed as a Schedule 1 drug.

The psychoactive ingredient that gives Salvia it's hallucinogenic effects is known as Salvinorum A

Some other terms for Salvia Divinorum are:
Sally D., Salvia, Shepherdess's Herb, Ska Pastora
John: Did you see how much that Diviner's Sage was?
Jake: No, I did not.
John: Well, fuck off then!
by Josh Monroe July 20, 2010
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Divide by 2 Plus 1

A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.

Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.

NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!

--Chris, how drunk were you?

-Really spaced dude!

-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.

- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
by GCSRT8 May 25, 2012
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Digital dividend

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011
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Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.
The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.
by ericmanoa September 4, 2013
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