"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
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Get the florida ditch pig mug.Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
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Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.
by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016
Get the Dirty Ditch Pig mug.When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.
Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!
Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
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Get the ditch piglets mug.When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.
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Get the ditchpig mug.An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.
by DennisIsEvil March 24, 2007
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