The master of disguise

The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.

Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.

Q - Fucking awesome

Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

disguised spy

In TFC, a spy that looks like someone on the enemy team. Their main purpose is to backstab stupid people and destroy sentry guns built by stupid engineers

"Incoming spy disguised as demoman!"

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

robots in disguise

A TV with robots. Also a band comprised of Sue Denim and Dee Plume.

Buy Robots in Disguise. Now.

by Aiza March 31, 2003

surprise disguise

When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.

Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes

by M. Hollywood November 9, 2006

Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.

"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015

Vandalism in Disguise

Used to describe the BLM riots in the United States of America.

Jimmy: "Did you see the riots? They are smashing cars and breaking in stores!"
Micky:"This isn't fighting against racism anymore, this is Vandalism in Disguise."

by pvttunt November 24, 2020

disquietude

Having the position that the current situation is untenable. The creation of a non quiet state. The disruption of one's "groove".

Dude, with all that Gregorian Chanting, you've filled my world with disquietude!

by AceTW September 26, 2004