disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

by two trout January 13, 2010

Disty

Has an unique personality, cares for others, does not follow and is always a leader. Tough in her heart and with her life. Very rare creature that there is only one of.

Disty is the best wife ever.

by mommie December 18, 2016

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

dissy

a term of endearment for a dissertation or large essay which you are writing.

Dave: You coming out tonight?
Matt: Nah, I've got to write dissy, she's a real biatch!

"Dissy took so long it made me cry"

by Enigmatt April 24, 2009

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Disfractionate

diss-frak-shuhn-eyt - To suddenly become aware of your surroundings; to "snap out" of a mentally distracting activity such as spacing out.

After spacing out for an hour, I suddenly became disfractionated and realized that I had driven 80 miles without even thinking about it.

by DataHelg February 28, 2008

Disfellowshipped

A person who has unsubscribed from Jesus.

Man, I was browsing the other day and I just hated some of his new content so, I got disfellowshipped

by Morganthium September 27, 2018