The practice of dedicating oneself to the truth, delaying gratification, accepting responsibility, and having the capacity to plan for the future as well as being able to live in the moment.
by Rolesstrav April 1, 2016
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by SB17 August 29, 2006
Get the disciplining the primate mug.Someone from the suburbs who listens to rap music (typically the drill genre) that is so fanned out that they take on the gang beefs of the artists they listen to, dissing the opposing gang members and acting gangster on the internet. Stemming from the beefs between the street gangs known as the “Black Disciples” and the “Gangster Disciples”, internet disciples will take it on themselves to try to insult and provoke fans of, and even the gang members themselves, on the side opposite of the one they’ve chosen.
Guy 1: Man I can’t believe 22Gz got arrested, I hope they free him he one of my favorite artists
Internet Disciple: YO FUCK 22GZ AND FUCK HIS DEAD HOMIES TOO, FREE THAT BOY SO HE CAN CATCH A HEADSHOT FROM SHEFF G, WOO GANG FOR LIFE
Guy 1: Man who do you know out there? Y’all internet disciples are goofy as hell, go clean your room Timmy before your mom gets home
Internet Disciple: YO FUCK 22GZ AND FUCK HIS DEAD HOMIES TOO, FREE THAT BOY SO HE CAN CATCH A HEADSHOT FROM SHEFF G, WOO GANG FOR LIFE
Guy 1: Man who do you know out there? Y’all internet disciples are goofy as hell, go clean your room Timmy before your mom gets home
by Jam Tha Man January 11, 2022
Get the Internet Disciple mug.(n.) Discipleship is the intensely personal activity of two or more persons helping each other experience a growing relationship with God. One usually works specifically on "the big three" and growing in prayer.
It's accountability, son. It's sharing lives.
Often called "dship."
It's accountability, son. It's sharing lives.
Often called "dship."
by citaa May 11, 2011
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Get the Disciple of the booty mug.Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
HR Manager:
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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