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It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death
Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?
by Leon Rhinehart January 4, 2015
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Disastrophe

diz-a-stro-fee noun - an experience, person, thing or event that is worse than a disaster and a catastrophe combined.

Origin: from the root words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe'; first used on February 9th 2010 by a four-year old girl to describe her father's nose: "Daddy's nose is turning all red, it is a disastrophe!"

Often misspelled as and confused with "disastrophy" which refers to a trophy wife who has had too much plastic surgery.
1. a mind-boggling mess or tragedy on an epic scale: What is happening in Haiti is a disastrophe.

2. any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: My blind date was a disastrophe, he spent the whole night hitting on the waitress.

3. a potent mix of tragedy and stupidity; a clusterf@ck, particularly one containing an element of the absurd: The government's handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was a total disastrophe.

4. a particularly egregious fashion error; a "hot mess": That dress is a complete disastrophe, what were you thinking?!

related words:

disastropic(al) - adjective
disastrophically - adverb

synonyms: misfortune, calamity, tragedy, hot mess.
anonyms: triumph, victory, success.
by domesticgoddess February 9, 2010
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Disastrophuck

(n.) A situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a clusterfuck all rolled into one.
When Marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastrophuck.
by The Jorge December 19, 2012
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Disastrophe

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.
Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!
by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014
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disastrophy

Wow, it looks like a hurricane went through your room. What a disastrophy!
by Chaylyn August 14, 2006
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disasterous

Jodi's boobs are size D40, D stands for Disasterous
In the case of Jodi's boobs, D stands for Disasterous
by Jamie February 14, 2004
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disastrophe

A misused or misplaced apostrophe
"Many people misuse their aposrtophe's when pluralising words"
by CryptoHobes December 5, 2003
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