Dirtie Gertie

The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.

That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.

by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007

dirtsexual

When a person is sexually attracted to dirt or mud

do ya'know that i'm dirtsexual?

by omgitsbritneybitch February 1, 2017

Little Dirties

Ladies of the evening, Sluts, Skanks, Whores!

Dude, there was an army of Little Dirties at that party last night.

by Philly in AZ March 21, 2015

Bump Dirties

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, sexing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, sexual friction, ect.

The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

by Kel & Dea December 24, 2008

dirties

The bottoms of beers left over after a party, generally consumed by the first person to wake up from their stupour, desperately searching for a fix of booze, no matter how dirty.

Roy was the first guy up after the party. He downed all the dirties.

by Brad Boston August 3, 2011

dirties

any chick that gives sex. can or can not be hot, but although may not sound appealing, being with a dirty, doesn't make u dirty.

oh check it out, those dirties just roked, i rekon i might get sex tonite. DIRTIES RULE

by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004

dirties

An ugly chick that a guy picks up. He may be blinded by her ungliness and doesn't mean to pick her up

Look, Cookie picked up another dirty!
He's talking to the dirties again!

by Mr Swarve June 9, 2004