Pronounced "dierk"
On contrary to other common beliefs, a "dirk" is one who is annoying on a constant basis. However, "one-time" or "in the moment" dirks are those with the same traits but only for a short period of time. "Dirks" may also be marked as such due to a faulty, stupid, or inaccurate remark, and any other characteristic pertaining to obnoxious behavior.
On contrary to other common beliefs, a "dirk" is one who is annoying on a constant basis. However, "one-time" or "in the moment" dirks are those with the same traits but only for a short period of time. "Dirks" may also be marked as such due to a faulty, stupid, or inaccurate remark, and any other characteristic pertaining to obnoxious behavior.
by Sir Pekorn November 4, 2011
Get the dirkmug. A well put together guy, who can protect and look after people he cares about. Dirks can be immature sometimes, but know how to crack a joke at the best time. They’ll make jokes when you’re upset to cheer you up, and when they’re trying to help you feel better they’ll succeed. He looks after people he cared about, and trusts a certain few with his secrets. Dirks are the most upbeat you’ll ever see, unless they’re tired. If you befriend a Dirk, you’re the luckiest person alive.
Person 1: “Did you hear what Dirk said in class today?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing at it!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing at it!”
by CIA Agent ™ December 15, 2018
Get the Dirkmug. To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.
by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009
Get the Dirkingmug. 
by ShaunH73 September 9, 2020
Get the Dirkmug. To Dirk is to leave a place or event uncerimoniously, usually before one should leave, just like Dirk Nowitzki left to the locker room before the end of Game 6.
by sokolio June 18, 2011
Get the Dirkmug. Dirk is that one guy who smokes a lot and hasn't gotten cancer. He is sometimes a funny guy but can get real emotional sometimes.
by WaxHandler March 1, 2020
Get the Dirkmug.