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funeral drinking game

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022
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good dicking

Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.

Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
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(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.
That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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Dining Dead

A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.
"Are we going to be that kind of couple, that eat our food silently...the dining dead?" He thought.
by Scaring-Crows January 26, 2010
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Drinking from a dry tap

Being gay is great, I love drinking from a dry tap!
by Leeroy_2008 April 18, 2018
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Dining with Royalty

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.
I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.
by urbanVirus September 4, 2005
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Michael Bay Drinking Game

Simply watch a Michael Bay movie with a group of friends, and every time there's an explosion, you take a shot. The last person alive wins.
Me and some buddies watched Transformers 2 last night drinking shots and tried the Michael Bay Drinking Game and I was the only survivor. They will sadly be missed.
by MaBaSploomExplosions July 7, 2011
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