hardcore dickage

The pinnacle of the hardcore fuck

Cindy and I reached some hardcore dickage last night

by The King of Cock September 5, 2016

Dookie Donkage

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

upper dickage

The region of a man’s penis that is visible when his pants or underwear is lower than normal. Usually upper dickage is purposeful to induce arousal of the viewer.

The Republican Lieutenant Governor was liking the Instagram post of a young twink-boy showing a lil’ bit of upper dickage.

by Andyroo22 March 15, 2023

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

Lickin' the Dinklage.

Giving oral sex to a man who is not well endowed.

Kirsten: "Did you go out with Danny the other night? I heard he has a small package."
Gloria: "Meh, yeah but he wasn't TOO bad, I totally got to Lickin' the Dinklage."

by Zren May 15, 2013

swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

dunkage

overzealous amounts of dippage. The act of which you dunk food into a liquid.

Let's have soup tonight. We should do have some kind of roll on the side for dunkage

by figgy pouding August 12, 2014