Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

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Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

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by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

dikshita

dikshita is a really swag person, she usually likes to wear cool outfits and is the swaggiest of them all.

damn dikshita you look swag af!

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.

James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."

by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

dipshitidiot

1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.

2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.

The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!

When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.

by OhioNana February 20, 2011

dipshitbigot

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio

This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.

by ForErv July 7, 2018

Dilshani

Dilshani doesn’t deserve the title that is given to her. She is not a total hoe bag. She is amazing, and perfect, and deserves the world. Her smile is like bright summer rain, and her hair is the most beautiful. I call Dilshani a sprinkle of sugar plum pie. She is funny, charismatic, confident in who she is and never fails to make me laugh. Dilshani is a wonderful person and an a awesome friend. She is super cool. If you ever get a chance to hold a Dilshani, never risk it. Her presence is a gift to us all if your even lucky enough to know her. Dilshani has my heart. And I will never, ever, EVER except anything less from any little weasel who cannot see it. Especially from Tadios who claims she’s a total “hoe bag.” I’m calling them out. You are ridiculous. Seriously.

Guy 1: “Omg whose that new smoking hot babe who just walked through the door? I’ve never seen her around these parts. She’s graceful like a swan.”

Guy 2: “Bro that’s my girl. And you know how she’s definitely not Tadios’s girl? That’s because she hella fine and they ain’t. That’s Dilshani, my beautiful independent woman girlfriend.”

by ❤️dilshani4eva August 3, 2022

Dipshitarian

1. A special kind of dipshit. One that believes facts are useless, research a waste of time and arguments futile. They take being a dipshit to a new level, and make it a calling. Potential for a third party in the presidential election.

2. See 'Gary Johnson'

Did you hear that guys argument about social security? He had NO facts. What a great dipshitarian

by CallingOutDipshits December 30, 2016