Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.

Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.

by Trump gaming October 15, 2020

Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.

by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021

dillsmack

an idiot, a tool, a reject.

"your are the biggest dillsmack I know"

by axel2194 September 15, 2009

Dallased

a verb meaning for one to get fucked very hard by another

Harry gets dallased by louis whenever he wants

by dallaslarry October 29, 2020

Dullass

Dullass is the 3rd largest city in Texass after Uston and San AnMexico. Dullass is known for Holy Rollers, Big Hair and killing JFK.

AT&T's headquarters moved from San AnMexico to Dullass.

by Philanewbie September 19, 2009

Matt Dallas

Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.

Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.

Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!

by Lights In the Sky :) July 11, 2011

equities in dallas

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.

Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.

by DCprince August 30, 2006