Dildough

A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

by Gingle October 28, 2010

dildohead

one whom has a dildo situated on his/her forehead

mate you are the massivest dildohead

by Andrea Fiorentino December 28, 2005

dickdouche

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.

by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011

Dildough

Noun (from Old/Mid. English): The primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of Ol' Glastonbury, Pickle Bread.

What dost thou on thyne mind have?! Yea verily, ye c'n no a'bacen thyne Pickle Bread withe nary an clove of Dildough! Ye 'ave nigh an clue.

by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ July 7, 2010

dildohead

A female individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dickhead; see dickhead)

"That dildohead is trying to drive and talk on her dildo at the same time."
"She is such a dildohead that she has to talk to her husband on her dildo the moment she gets into the store."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009

Dickdouche

A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.

He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.

Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?

by Walkingonsunshine August 1, 2011

dilouche

Combination of the words "dildo" and "douche"; usually used as a term for a kid you hate and want to beat up.

Look at that fucking dilouche, I want to beat his ass DOWN.

by Sarah March 14, 2003