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A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019
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1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.
by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020
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A dildo studded with yet more dildos. Oftentimes used to describe how painful, bad or rough a situation is.
That final exam was rougher than getting raped with a dildo studded dildo.
by Rhiever June 27, 2009
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dildo suit

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A dildo suit is a rubber suit that GWAR wears at their concerts, this suit has hundreds of 8 inch dildos attached to it.
OMG! Gwar just smacked me with the dildo suit!!@!112!!!
by `Trust` May 20, 2006
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the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010
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dildo sandwich

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1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative
1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately
by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008
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dildo shover

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someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm
pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones
by the master 2345 December 9, 2008
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