ditcher

a person/group of people who befriend people only to later realise they are fakers/posers/wannabes and then go about the process of ditching them. This is a name given to a group that does this often.

"See them over there, theyre ditchers"

by blah July 3, 2003

ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

Dick Ditcher

A guy who ditches his bros every time he gets a new girl!
Female Version: Labia Leaver

"Toby is such a dick ditcher, ever since he hooked up with that ho Misty he doesn't go anywhere with his boys."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

ditchererererererer

some one who ditches their date for other people

Emo was a ditchererererererer at her freshman homecoming when she ditched Christian for Jerry and Garret.

by falconAERO October 29, 2004

dilchez

adj.
Defined as "interesting", this word is used in various situations to sound slick and a bit superior to his/her peer.

Gurpreet: I'm in my second year @ Columbia...
Razib: Dilchez...

by James Lahoria September 21, 2005

ditcherhipster

Someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.

**loud typing**
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'

by GriefingSwagPyro November 10, 2013