dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel July 30, 2008

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008

dilbert

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

Dilbert

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.

1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!

by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023

dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008