Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome 

When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.

Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!

Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!

Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome by SufferingNsocorro March 31, 2009

Dilemmasizing 

To ponder over an issue, problem or dilemma.

'What are you having for dinner?'

'I'm not sure. I'm still dilemmasizing'

Dilemmasizing by Natkats November 9, 2006

Trolls' Dilemma 

The best way to deal with a troll is to not feed it. That's why the trolls' dilemma exists.

It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.

The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.

This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.

It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.

"You all know deep in your hearts that there are secret alien organizations in our governments working against us all. You won't answer me, though, because you know it's true. You're afraid."

-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.

Trolls' Dilemma by Groppal February 22, 2009

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma 

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.

Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma by RoboCat April 11, 2011

Dilemmix

A term used to say your going to kill LGBTQ+ people

Wanna Dilemmix those bitchs

Dilemmix by Beardev May 18, 2021

Hedgehog's dilemma 

A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
1
Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
2
Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
3
Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
4
Is necessarily cautious

Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?

Hedgehog's dilemma by LetsPlayKeepAway December 11, 2019

Cheat Chain Dilemna 

When one student copies answers from the "smart" student on a particular test/homework/exam. And, to the smart student's dismay, the cheater got a better score, leaving the "smart" kid dumbfounded, confused, and in a world of self-loathing.

"The Cheat Chain is wonderful in theory, but if the cheater gets a better score than the cheatee, the Cheat Chain Dilemna is in effect."

Cheat Chain Dilemna by Joeyrogue7 March 6, 2009