Walk of Dignity

Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.
"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"
by PB Rascal September 07, 2011
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Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.
" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"
by Joshua Gibson November 07, 2007
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text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity
hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"
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Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018
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Snow's Dignity

Snow's Dignity (adj.): When a person is so low and cringey that they're on the Omega Shit Tier of dignity.
Example: Dude, you're almost Snow's Dignity.
Example: Don't be Snow's Dignity, pull yourself together fag
by Omega Shit Tier January 26, 2017
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Walk of dignity

The proper term for the so called “walk of shame”. You’ve just had sex, you feel great and people can see it.
Scott: “Bro did you stay for breakfast?”
Bro: “Just took a detour home to get the most out of my walk of dignity
by Bro momentum February 19, 2021
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Dignitious

Having lots of or showing examples of dignity
Person 1: Look at John he looks like he is full of self worth!
Person 2: Yes! He's very dignitious.
by Beans69696942069 April 19, 2022
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