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Prime Directive

In Star Trek it is the General Order 1 of the Starfleet and an oath every Starfleet Personnel has to take and uphold, even if it means death to them or their crew.

As the right of each sentient species to live in accordance with its normal cultural evolution is considered sacred, no Starfleet personnel, Federation citizen and/or representative may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture. Such interference includes introducing superior knowledge, strength, or technology to a world whose society is incapable of handling such advantages wisely. Starfleet personnel may not violate this Prime Directive, even to save their lives and/or their ship/installation, unless they are acting to right an earlier violation or an accidental contamination of said culture. This directive takes precedence over any and all other considerations, and carries with it the highest moral obligation.

The Prime Directive is overridden by:
* Omega Directive (Top Secret)
* General Order 24

Furthermore, Federation Citizens are not bound to the Prime Directive.
The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules; it is a philosophy... and a very correct one. History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous. --Jean-Luc Picard, 2364

Someday my people are going to come up with some sort of a doctrine, something that tells us what we can and can't do out here; should and shouldn't do. But until somebody tells me that they've drafted that... directive... I'm going to have to remind myself every day that we didn't come out here to play God. --Captain Jonathan Archer, 2151
Prime Directive by Aendaeron May 22, 2016
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passive-directive 

To present a needed task, job, or duty as a choice when it is actually a command. Either due to the audacity of the assignment, the lack of communication skills of the assignor, or both.
My boss is so passive-directive. He's always like, "Umm yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay?"
passive-directive by Ben354 January 3, 2008

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.
Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.
Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

Reverse digestion 

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.
Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.

Digestion 

The process in the alimentary canal by which food is broken up physically, as by the action of the teeth, and chemically, as by the action of enzymes, and converted into a substance suitable for absorption and assimilation into the body.
Bill digestion his father after becoming a cannibal.
Digestion by Milfs love me December 11, 2011

digestion walk 

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.
My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.
digestion walk by Jan Jaap May 12, 2014