Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

From The Dining Table

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.

Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life

by lol ,i'm sad rn. November 26, 2019

Shark Diving

To blow trannys in the back of a taxi cab

Hey man i went shark diving last week and this tranny cam on my new shirt.
Brett Melchart went shark diving.

by OzzyD September 23, 2015

Booty diving

The process in which your booty is penetrated either by force or consensual pleasure. Probing the anus to its complete depth. Taking it up the rectum for medical procedures is also considered booty diving/ anal probing.

I love to go booty diving!

by Crocodile1 October 7, 2018

Trumpster Diving

The act of 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' to find usable items.

Did you see the latest picks for cabinet? That's some serious Trumpster Diving.

by coff33_gal February 1, 2017

desk diving

A term used in the watch collecting community to refer to scuffs, scratches, and wear to a watches bracelet received while sitting at an office desk. These marks are considered normal wear and tear and are usually received while typing as the bracelet rubs the desk. The term comes from the popularity of diving watches that are worn not for diving purposes, but for aesthetic ones in the office.

This watch looks brand new except for some desk diving marks on the bracelet.

by watchguy23 October 29, 2008