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dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.
She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.
by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016
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dickland

A place you tell some annoying scrub that constantly asks you questions.
Hey where is the blood chalice?

Answer: in Dickland.

Where is Pizza hut located?

Answer: in Dickland.
by Gannon56789 July 10, 2010
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dickwad

A filler word you can use in your everyday conversation if you don’t want to sound too much like a Terminator. If used correctly, it will make you sound cool and tough at the same time.
John: You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative” or some shit like that. You say “no problemo”. … If someone gets upset you say “chill out”! Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John: Great! See, you’re getting it!
Terminator: No problemo.
by DJ Frolic October 6, 2010
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Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012
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dickwad

George W. Bush is a dickwad.
by dabren October 9, 2005
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dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)
'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'
by visxera July 30, 2007
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Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.
Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.
by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016
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