Dicktionary

A male dictionary.

"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."

by mr cock23 August 2, 2019

Dicktionary

A dictionary about dicks

"some words in the dicktionary are ding ding, weaner, pp"

by Anony-mouse 🐭 November 5, 2020

Dicktionary

A dictionary about dicks

Wanna look at dicks look in the dicktionary.

by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019

Dicktionary

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed

Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?

by Marky Mark Fa Sho June 20, 2008

dicktionary

The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.

Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.

by Swivelnuts August 14, 2011

Dicktionary

When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.

"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.

by Prezodent Nixon January 21, 2011

Dicktionary

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.

"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"

by Hellersyez May 23, 2013