Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

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dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006

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Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

by iowakid July 1, 2011

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dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

by devillock July 23, 2006

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