dickmented flower

Dickmented flower

I looked at Ryan and thought about his dickmented flower. He has an ugly one #lmfaostupidryan

by Blacked fig December 17, 2017

Dickmentia

When you get fucked so well, your brain stops functioning besides thinking about getting laid again.

Me: Hey Alex, did you study for the exam?
Alex: I had a horrible case of dickmentia, I couldn't focus on anything. I even forgot everything I learned from class!

by UnofficialMedJournal July 18, 2019

Dickmentia

When a girl goes in and out of consciousness while having intercourse.

If you fuck Lily she will pass tf out because she has dickmentia.

by inutinyourmom September 10, 2019

Dickmentia

When you haven't had sex in so long that you forget what it feels like.

"It's been so long since Daniel fucked, he's got dickmentia."

by Sour_Honeybee September 22, 2019

dickmentitled

When being dickmatized caves in on itself and results in a whole new degree of jealousy, crazy, demanding, and highly entitled behavior. This, despite there being absolutely no commitment from you or benefit for you apart from a routine, possibly mediocre blowjob or fuck.

I didn't reply, so this dickmentitled bitch went and put sugar in my gas tank so I couldn't go fuck any other hoe.

by Fatkok July 28, 2023

dickmensions

Dick dimensions!

What are the dickmensions on that fucking hog?

by shadowbytes December 2, 2023