Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dickspeak

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

dickscapade

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.

Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.

by Chris B* July 8, 2010

Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

Dickskapades

When someone is acting like a dick and trying to put shit over on people.

He was up to his sneaky little Dickskapades last weekend.

by Big Mama Squeenge August 11, 2011

dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003