Dickpussy

A slang term referring to the genitalia of an overweight man. It is derived from the notion that excess fat envelopes and hides the penis, and the slit through which it may or may not be seen resembles female genitalia.

Rob is so fat, you can't see his junk. He has a dickpussy...

by Richie Ballz August 19, 2007

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick

damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed

by Babadookiedigger October 12, 2018

Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.

"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"

by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010

Dickcess

The accomplishment of bringing a girl home after a nightout, and penising her.

Ernie: Did you penis that slut girl last night?
Bert: Yes, one of my better dickcesses.

by JustineTobuscus May 17, 2012

Dispressing

The combination of the two words disappointing and depressing

It was very dispressing when we found out Jaden has a girlfriend.

by @Ellie@Maggie July 8, 2017