dickspoon

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

by Savy June 7, 2007

dicktoot

a small pocket of air trapped in the shaft of the penis after experiencing back draft from a queef.

I really thought my cock would explode after that ridiculous dicktoot!

by mcsmithers April 4, 2009

dicktooth

a person being very stupid,or a person being very selfish only caring about what they want to have or do.

that dicktooth just cut me off,or your a real dicktooth pal!!!!

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005

Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

dicknooty

Dick. Nut. and Booty

It smells like dicknooty in here. Yes someone had their penis in someones' ass.

by malloymeboy February 22, 2008

dickoosh

A person who is a cross between a dick and a douche. An ass-hole who is also a creep.

Guy: "Hey, ladies. If you play your cards right I'll let you give me a Brazlilian wax."

Girl 1: "Dude, that's gross."

Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was talking to your hot friend."

Girl 2: "What a dickoosh!"

by Mishy88 November 4, 2011

Dickpnotized

To produce a state of hypnosis in (someone) with the use of a dick. To a grave state in someone until nothing matter just to obtain the dick or bone.
"a guy/girl had been. Dickpnotized with all the power of the cock"
synonyms: penistized . to put into a trance

"he had been dickpnotized as he pnp'd "

by Partyguyphx February 10, 2017