Dicklomat

People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.

Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!

by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016

dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.

That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.

by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016

Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

by baggins231 January 11, 2010

dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dickclown

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.

That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.

by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011

dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.

Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!

by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011

dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

by n2funsd February 3, 2010