Dick Munch

One who munches upon dicks.

Susan kept on eating my dick, therefore he earned his name as dick munch susan.

by kno3 March 29, 2008

Dickmuncher

one who munches on dicks or just a word to use while insulting someone.

shut the fuck up Adam your a dickmuncher

by A$VP-$OUL February 25, 2015

dunkmunch

A term commonly used for a white sock wide boy yupie estate agent from the rougher parts of hertfordshire, he will probably drive a mini/evo possibly sign written up estate agent style.

He will also smoke a hell of a lot of weed and also eat fucking copious amounts of food, mainley takeaways/cakes etc..

Alright ya we bastard dunkmunch......'fuckin know yourself'

by trickynigel August 10, 2006

DickMuscle

A dick muscle is the line that guys get between their 6-8 pack and thighs when they have low body fat and actually don't look like fat slobs

Bro, check out my dickmuscle, this bitch was just rubbing it at the beach with my low strung bathing suit on

by ehotchkiss July 6, 2010

dickinch

A unit of measurement commonly used by men when measuring the lenght of their manhood. Usually, 1 dickinch is equal to approximately .25 in or approximately 1cm. Thus, a dickinch is an exagarated unit of measurement used to make items sound larger than they truly are.

Shorty, is only 2 inches long, however, he claims to be 8 inches long, obviously, he is measuring by the dickinch.

by JB Trevor May 27, 2010

Dickmanship

How well a man can use his dick for pleasure.

1: Last night, she just was not into fucking at all, man. She just wanted me to eat her pussy all night!

2: Dude, you need to work on your Dickmanship, pronto!

1: For the, what the fuck?

2: You know, work on your moves, get some technique down with your pole...

by krho November 3, 2009

Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.

What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...

by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011