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Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.
Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."
by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019
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When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.
Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.
by Kimberly Ayers Warren January 28, 2008
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tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.
You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.
by margot March 20, 2003
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Dickmatized

A state of mind woman get to after being utterly and totally charmed by a highly skilled love maker. Where the craveing for more isnt unlike a drug addict.
Friend 1 "So how did your date go last night?"
answer " I fucking "dickmatized" her ass!"
by ibpsycho2 September 7, 2011
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To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.
1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.
by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005
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Dickmitized

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.
"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."
by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017
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Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her
by Makeup Star October 11, 2017
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