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dickerson with his dick hard

Person you see at Smiles, a Go-Go bar in Ledgewood, New Jersey. Spends large amounts of time, and even larger amounts of money, all in a hopeless effort to have sexual relations. Then goes to the Shop Rite and tells everyone how much fun he had there.
Pocono Johnny: What?! The town is worried about the White Castle in Ledgewood because of what type of people it would bring in? Its right next to Smiles! You go in there, you see Dickerson with his dick hard!
by billtaylor.com February 5, 2005
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dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.
Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!
by lolilover299 May 7, 2018
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Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped
I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.
by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010
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Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard
I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.
by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022
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Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.
Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.
by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010
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dickward

a hospital ward where men with phsycotic wives go when they have their penis's bitten off burnt snapped or broken
oh look ur willy is hangin off we will have to take u to the dickward
by Foxhall May 13, 2005
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Dicksharding

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.
Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.
by Pat Dow June 2, 2021
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