Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.

No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?

by christa November 14, 2003

dickface

Much better insult than dick head

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT

by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009

dickfor

I don't know what it is. I sure wish someone would tell me.

Could someone please tell me what's a dickfor.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

dickporch

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants

Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis

by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006

dickorchard

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.

I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard

by Knowlicca November 1, 2015

dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.

Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.

by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011