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DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...
George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"
by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021
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Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.
No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?
by christa November 14, 2003
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dickface

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT
by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009
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Dickflute

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
by El Dickflute July 9, 2010
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dickflat

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.
I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!
by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015
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dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch
I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.
by alvarez5th October 6, 2017
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Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011
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