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Dicklash

"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."

"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
by LocoNunca August 19, 2009
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Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.
"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."
by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019
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Dickwash

To brain wash a wemon or man with your dick to get that person to do what you want I dickwashd that bitch she buy me everything done dick wahed that bitch also to live off your dick buy fucking older bitches so you can live off that dickwashing then you start a cult of bitches you dick washed
Man she so in love after I dickwashd that ho she get me whatever I need with a dickwashd ho you got a bitch brainwashed bye dicking them doing good I live off my dickwashd hos
by Dickwashd September 3, 2019
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dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
by honeydewtea March 28, 2010
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dicktash

A mans mustache that resembles a penis.
The nigga right there got a dicktash, stupid son of bitch.
by Master creator82 September 23, 2016
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dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.
``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''
by tirtle December 11, 2017
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Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash
by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018
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