dickboob

boobs which are in resemblance to a dick, same shape and size as a dick, may also erect when horny

My dickboobs are so hard right now

by J-Square December 4, 2007

dicktox

the act of cleansing male genitalia after an entcounter with a skanky ass ho'. can include physical scrubing of the penis and balls, doctor's visits, and/or prolonged abstinence.

Mike slept with Chistine and you know that bitch is dirty...now he's doing a dicktox.

by disaronno3 November 24, 2009

Dickboi

Low or middle class lowlives who have ferry little talents and friends. They commonly wear fake yeezys, jeans, and an adidas hoodie and SnapBack.

When Dickboi be Rollin in his 1996 Camry with his pair of fake yeezys on.

by Techfedora July 4, 2017

dicktox

also known as dick-tox, or dick detox, a dicktox is exactly what it sounds like: a detox from the dick. whether it's just getting some space from the men in your life or just hoppin' off the dick so that you can think clearly, a dicktox is necessary for any person who comes in contact with schlongs, or people with them.

lisa: so how are things with steven?
julia: pretty bomb actually, but i think i need a dicktox, all this hot bangin' is scrambling my a thoughts a lil'. i think i need a break so that i can think clearly.

by ericacaaa June 13, 2018

dickbornewrong

effeminate, some one not supposed to have a dick.

DJ Sal: Shaggy is a fckin retard.. Bloody chak!
Colonel: Hes a bloody dickbornewrong in'it

by b3aviz May 22, 2009

dickboy

1. N. a person (usually a friend) that is acting in an idiotic and/or slightly homosexual manner.
Commonly applied to wrestlers after taking part in a semihomosexual act of bromance.
A straight male that just happens to talk about male genitalia a little too often.
Much like a douchebag but in a more friendly manner.

2. This term can apply to multiple people; dickboys.

3. N. Dickboyishness - describing a quality of a dickboy.

4. Can be used as a pronoun in place of a name if friend's dickboyishness has previously been established.

1. Andy came out of the shower naked, wearing eyeliner, with his balls tucked between his legs. What a dickboy?!

2. Those dickboys didn't even clean up their mess after they shaved their scrotums in my shower.

3. Chad proved his dickboyishness by filling my room with balloons and waiting in my bed naked.

4. Hey dickboy, get me a beer from the fridge.

by a dickboy March 7, 2011

Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

by DickBooger July 10, 2017