My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

Dick-Bricker

Someone so mean or such an asshole that they deserve a brick thrown at their dick at full force.

Jacob: Man, Thomas is a dick-bricker.
Steve: Yeah, I would so love to throw a brick at his dick.

by TheBiggestDingus September 20, 2016

Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick Blick

When the dick looks good in person, but the photos are "ick" or bad.

Joe was really good at sexting, but he had serious dick blick

by Nooddood35 January 7, 2017

Dick bickit

When your wang is so small that everytime you bust you cover your balls in jizz like buttering a biscuit on a cold fall morning.

She really enjoyed slupring the love butter off off his dick bickit.

by 2Taintz September 10, 2023

Bick dick

A weiner that is neither small nor large but a cute average size, like a bic lighter

"Michael has a real nice bick dick..."

by Nickadaid August 17, 2016

Bick Dick

A weiner that isn't small nor large but a cute sized penis...

"Michael has a real nice bick dick, almost like a bic lighter"

by Nickadaid August 17, 2016