Dicktionary

When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.

Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.

by ewoody0305 January 27, 2014

Dicktionary

A male dictionary.

"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."

by mr cock23 August 02, 2019

Dicktionary

A dictionary about dicks

Wanna look at dicks look in the dicktionary.

by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019

Dicktionary

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed

Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?

by Marky Mark Fa Sho July 11, 2008

dicktionary

The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.

Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.

by Swivelnuts August 10, 2011

Dicktionary

When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.

"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.

by Prezodent Nixon January 20, 2011

Dicktionary

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.

"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"

by Hellersyez May 03, 2013