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Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022
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Big Dick Rick

The ghost of Dominic Hall. He only appears when somebody drops the soap in the basement showers.
*drops soap*
Oh No! Here comes Big Dick Rick!
by BDR001 November 12, 2018
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Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.
Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.
by EightBall August 2, 2012
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BOGO dick

When that dick is so big that it travels to the esophagus allowing for a blowjob during sex. Two for one special.
Last night I got the BOGO dick. That dick was the size of my forearm so I was suckin n fuckin
by hometownsimp May 30, 2020
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automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)
rm has an automatic dick
by yoursenpia May 7, 2018
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A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013
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Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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