dextroseosis

a horrid disease which causes dna to be chemically unbalanced. due to the inbalance of dna our sex cells morph into emperor penguin sex cells. the disease can cause an invasion of aqueos solution inside the brain thus causing the brain to explode within months of contracting the disease. it is said that pickles hold this disease and anything they have ever touched also holds the disease. the only known cure is bubble tea or banana chocolate milkshakes.

As i was perusing through my nick nacks i accidently contracted dextroseosis by touching an old pickle.

by jason wall June 28, 2007

dexton

The goat

Him there, he’s the goat he’s Dexton

by Buddyone November 24, 2021

Dextroambiguous

Dextro- a combining form meaning “right,” used in the formation of compound words

Ambiguous- unclear or inexact because a choice between alternatives has not been made

Basically, it's both and neither at the same time

That hermaphrodite is very Dextroambiguous.

I would like to take her home tonight, but she seems Dextroambiguous and I am unclear what I'm going to get.

by SweetD919 December 29, 2021

Dextro

A nickname commonly used for the drug "Dextromethorphan", or "DXM". It is classified as a dissociative drug. For more info on DDXM, check out erowid.org

I was tripping on DXM last night.

by Aces High November 30, 2003

dextromethorphan

the drug of drugs. that which resembles god himself.

decranum

by dex January 30, 2003

am-beer-dextrous

The ability to perform duties with you less dominant hand because your preferred hand has both a beer and a cigarette in it.

That girl must be am-beer-dextrous! She texting with her left and still smokin' and drinkin!

by Jill Hopkins April 24, 2005

King of the Dextroverse

A dexhead who claims he knows EVERYTHING about DXM, often including stuff which researchers are currently unsure of.

gfj .. he thinks he's king of the dextroverse.

by zoey April 10, 2004