Dethphone

The most brutal cell phones ever, made by Dethklok. Night time minutes start at 11 PM, and the phones can be used to kill trolls.

"This (dethphone) is heavy, it hurts my face. Boy I really hates it."

by Loli2Poop January 26, 2008

Dethklok Moment

A foreshadowing moment when you see yourself die in the most gruesome way. This moment is basically a Final Destination concept but the fantasy of a gruesome death is based on the show called Metalocoalypse.

As Doug looked over a bridge that was 100 feet above ground, he had a dethklok moment of himself somehow falling off the bridge and was soon ripped to shreds on top of a helicopter.

by JUGGALO'KLOKATEER June 22, 2010

Dethklok

The single most popular death metal band, and indeed art form of any kind, in the known universe. The health of the world economy is dependent upon these musicians, who are prophesied to bring about an apocalypse of metal.

My friend lost a testicle at that Dethklok concert. It was insanely brutal.

by Danny Valentine November 21, 2010

dethaw

A confusing conjunction of "defrost" and "thaw". Has a corresponding etymology to unthaw. Literally it means to refreeze, however, it has never actually been used correctly in conversation. Ever. In fact, it is always used to mean the opposite- a synonym for thaw. Just say thaw, not dethaw, not unthaw, just thaw.

You have to dethaw the turkey in the microwave before putting it in the oven.

by Chuckahaid March 23, 2005

dethklok

The most metal, brutal, deepest, blackest band ever imagined, thought of or existed in all history in any part of this universe or any alternate universes that may or may not exist. Their exploits range from ridiculously amazing stage shows, in which there are thousands of casualties, to summoning massive trolls that completely destroy Finland, recording awesome jingles for coffee companies, and jamming out with their rather brutal families. They employ hundreds of Dethklok slaves to do their evil bidding. They are so brutal.

Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Taller than a tree!
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee!
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface!
Pickles the drummer, doodly doo, doodly dee!
Nathan Explosion!

by dethklok November 16, 2006

Dethecus

A World of Warcraft server known for a large number of griefers, scammers, and forum trolls. Ninja looters will typically be congratulated for their new gear, trolls are treated like celebrities, their most famous player ever was a lowbie ganker, and outting real life embarassing details of your enemies on the servers forums is seen as a 'win'.

I rolled an character on Dethecus and was ganked in Goldshire by a level 70. What is with that server?

by Vir March 10, 2007

Dethklok

The most brutal and most metal band that ever existed. Plays with raw, violent, yet melodic force and plays morbid and brutal songs about coffee, vikings, blood electrocution (bloodrocution), and banana stickers.

Dethklok is the most metal band known to man.

by joebob123456 November 26, 2009